Of all the thieves you meet in life,

the worst are those,

who steal your time

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Lie to me, but lie to me nice!

That can only be a saying of someone,

who can´t bare the truth

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Feminism has destroyed so much.

It really gains a break

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If chemistry is not right, every combination

ends up in decomposition

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If there is no way, you have to become the way

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The moment spread to perspectives can consist of endless fragments

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A nation is in bad company, when the protectors of its constitution only

protect their own constitution against

the nation itself

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In contrast to lies, word games are meant to lead to knowledge

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Violence is a sign of weakness and often caused by the feeling of helplessness

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Many people live in the same circles all their lives and are wondering, why they are not getting any further

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Rabid dogs are shot

Rabid people at most divorced

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If you fight FOR something, at the same time you are fighting AGAINST something

at the same time.

If not, there would be no need to fight

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You are not really living, if you are not willing to take responsbility for your

own actions

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You always think of something as special what you don´t have or what you aren´t

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If love were synonymous with happiness, you would only need ONE word for it.

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Home is where the fart is

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Let's build bridges, tear down fences and cross borders. If you hug your enemy,

he can't shoot you!

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A smile alone can be disarming!

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Apparent contradictions often disappear,

if you simply change the perspective!

 

 

 

 

Marriage has become a bad omen for a relationship

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The last words of the cocaine-addicted copilot:

"That is truely a shit line!"

The pilot's last words:

"Raise the nose..."

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Moments can be the keys to doors that either open or close and lead us into corridors that can give our lives a whole new direction.

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A woman can turn a man into a king or a beggar

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Cavemen had a lot of advantages, compared to modern men. They didn´t have Television and

they didn´t have to explain to their wifes,

where they were coming from

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Curiously the more couples start talking,

the worse they get along with each other

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Vigorous shaking of the head permanently prevents tenseness, especially in combination with the syllable "No"

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