Of all the thieves you meet in life,
the worst are those,
who steal your time
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Lie to me, but lie to me nice!
That can only be a saying of someone,
who can´t bare the truth
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Feminism has destroyed so much.
It really gains a break
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If chemistry is not right, every combination
ends up in decomposition
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If there is no way, you have to become the way
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The moment spread to perspectives can consist of endless fragments
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A nation is in bad company, when the protectors of its constitution only
protect their own constitution against
the nation itself
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In contrast to lies, word games are meant to lead to knowledge
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Violence is a sign of weakness and often caused by the feeling of helplessness
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Many people live in the same circles all their lives and are wondering, why they are not getting any further
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Rabid dogs are shot
Rabid people at most divorced
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If you fight FOR something, at the same time you are fighting AGAINST something
at the same time.
If not, there would be no need to fight
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You are not really living, if you are not willing to take responsbility for your
own actions
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You always think of something as special what you don´t have or what you aren´t
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If love were synonymous with happiness, you would only need ONE word for it.
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Home is where the fart is
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Let's build bridges, tear down fences and cross borders. If you hug your enemy,
he can't shoot you!
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A smile alone can be disarming!
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Apparent contradictions often disappear,
if you simply change the perspective!
Marriage has become a bad omen for a relationship
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The last words of the cocaine-addicted copilot:
"That is truely a shit line!"
The pilot's last words:
"Raise the nose..."
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Moments can be the keys to doors that either open or close and lead us into corridors that can give our lives a whole new direction.
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A woman can turn a man into a king or a beggar
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Cavemen had a lot of advantages, compared to modern men. They didn´t have Television and
they didn´t have to explain to their wifes,
where they were coming from
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Curiously the more couples start talking,
the worse they get along with each other
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Vigorous shaking of the head permanently prevents tenseness, especially in combination with the syllable "No"
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