Most of what man produces grows over his head

sooner or later

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If you plan to seduce a woman,

she did it with you already

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A lot of people have stumbled over small things,

like the own intellect or the own penis

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Some couples have only to be called a couple,

for a couple of days

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What do many bulls and some husbands have in common?

 

A ring with which they are led around on the nose!

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