If Bauknecht really knows what women want,
his wife could tell you
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The sweet delusion of a man, a woman wanted to shake his pants all the time often ends with the bitter realization
that in the end she actually only looks for his wallet in most cases!
Confusingly, since the birth control pill,
mothers have become worse!
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Likely it´s because the unreliable
get pregnant more often
In a foreign country you come across a lot of familiar things
and in a foreigner you sometimes come across
known diseases
Emancipation is when a wife, a mother and father state
tell a man where to go and justice is subordinated
to this principle!
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The difference between your divorce lawyer and you?
He can get out of this nightmare at any time
if he gets too much!
That chaos is the natural state of the universe
only had to be CONFIRMED by physicists,
married men already knew it long ago!
A discovery that you could almost always
cut from the ribs!
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Those who interpret the law have not understood
that it was originally not meant as a fishing rod
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If the woman was made to steal the man's mind,
the rising unemployment figures could easily
be explained!
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If YOU intend to seduce a woman,
SHE has done it with you already!
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Women are as innocent as flowers!
They bloom and smell only for their own sake! ;-)
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Lately, emancipatition is nothing more than the
failure of women, raised to cult
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There has never come a counter-revolution
to women's revolution!
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Why have fun with many women, if you can also
spend your time having trouble with a
single one?