Those who talk a lot about how much they have to do, obviously have a lot of time to talk about it.

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Since I know it´s going up, I finally know why breathing is becoming so difficult!

 

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Then I thought I was finally over the mountain,

but since then it has only been going down

 

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The fatal thing about things running like a clockwork is that they often still might end up going wrong!

 

 

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The service here is so discrete that you won´t even notice it

 

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You shouldn't knead dough, you should rake it in!

 

 

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A torch can show you the way, but you may not want to see it at all

 

 

 

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Lazy also means a little dead!

 

 

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Goodwill is called the lack of willingness to deal with the bullshit of big mouths

 

 

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If the way already was the destination, we could actually calmly sit down on the way with a

crate of beer

 

 

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Just let weather the knot you can not untie

(Sometimes you have to wait and let time do the work)

 

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You may fill all your pockets, but your heart will remain empty as long as you do not recognize true fortune!

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With all the plans I still have in my life, I already will have to implement some of them post mortem!

 

 

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Experience makes you faster, while age slows you down

 

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It is much easier to follow well-trodden paths than to go your own way.

 

 

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Why build madhouses while there are talk shows?

... and unemployment is also fought that way! 

;-)

 

 

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If you would raise your hands to your head every time it´s necessary, you'd better keep them up there

all the time!

 

 

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If the woman was made to steal the man's mind,

the rising unemployment figures

have a good explanation!

 

 

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I think so I'm ... nice!

I think so I'm working... true!

 

 

 

 

Looking at Germany as a sinking ship, the last thing that is gonna drift up there is paper, but surely acurately filed

 

 

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My life has become a forest fire!

My feet are smoking, my butt is burning!

 

 

 

 

I'm hanging on the ropes, but nobody's counting me

 

 

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We live in a wonderland!

You can really just wonder!

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Trying makes you smart!

Unfortunately, this is of little use

to the laboratory rat!

 

 

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If trying really wise lab rats would be the smartest living beings

 

 

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I was forced to act!

Am I an actor now?

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